Wingman Weedo

Ah yes..its good to be back...back to my usual writing where I get to throw flak at some person.As the title says,it should leave you no doubt who should not read this post.If your name is Naveed Ahmed Gesudraz its probably better you look away now,but then again he aint got much to do in life,so will be reading this!(Oh!lowbow!).

To the uninformed,St.Gesudraz a.k.a Weedo is a rather new addition to the gang whom I met while playing foot ball.Same school,same area,almost same thinking.

sample this....

1.Vishnu:Prem does your dean have a daughter?

WW:Is she hot??

2.Prem:I am going to meet my colleague today.

WW:Is she hot??

3.Swathi:Guys keep quiet I am on the phone with a friend..

WW: ..................(Do you really wan2 know?)

Now the surprising thing is that the above 3 dialogues hapnd within 5 min of each other.

700 years of lineage

700 friends on facebook

But his cell he will always lose

By hook or by crook

If you had describe Weedo,it would be this way.

Naveed Ahmed has changed his facebook status

7 pm:Looking forward to first date...

715 pm:Excitement building up....

725 pm:What to wear?

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730pm:Decided to go with white and my beloved borsalino....

745pm:Here goes...I am on top of the world

755pm:Outside the restaurant

8 pm:Seated and waiting,my internet dream is about to come.

815pm:Hot girl entering....is this the one?borsalino do your trick

817pm:She aint the one....:(

820pm:No sign yet ,decided to order.

825pm:Holy Cow this place is expensive...

845pm:Food is good....

9pm:Quality alone time,good food,Facebook Mobile..Good times..

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One day Weedo came home all excited and said" Pommie when was the last time you met a girl?"Me being the lady killer I am said "Not too long back,less than a year".

Weedo was like "Come on dude ,lets change it,fortune favours the bold after all"

"No way man,I gotta play TribalWars online.I am going to conquer a village!!!"

"Oh Pommie get a life.How many villages do you have?i have 3!"

"4 machi!!"

"OK ok leave that..come on da lets go clubbing..it will be fun"

"Will girls be there Weedo?"

"Yes da,my friend said they are comin,have some fun da"

"Oh alright...lets do this machan"

With an imagined soundtrack of The Racounters playing in my head I got ready...Weedo arrived and it was time to go and make some chicks lucky!!We both set out to 10D humming all the songs we knew and Weedo giving valuable tips on how to talk to girls.

We arrived to loud music and a bevy of girls none of whom were the ones we were supposed to meet.Weedo did introduce me to 4 guys though...I looked at a girl and she took my breath away..Weedo said "Go talk machi...."

I could imagine walking up to her

Smiling at her

make a conversation

Flirt lightly

Get her phone number

Text her for a few days

Talk for hours on the phone

Go on our first date

Have a steady relationship for a few months

And then get dumped by her:)

"Nah machi,She is not my type!!!":)

And then Weedo dropped the bomb of the night."Machan the girls we were supposed to meet have left da."

I looked at him and burst out laughing...somethings never change eh...

We did have a nice drive back singing jason Mraz...

Good friends,good music,Good times....