Penance of Prose

This is a poem I wrote in 2006.I just found it and I think the world should not be denied my undeniable genius!!

I was born in 1986

and put my parents in a fix

Cuz they couldn't decide on a name

at last they settled for Prem

Alas!For it meant love

I was no little dove

I caused a lot of trouble

and created a lot of rubble

I never used to eat

unless my clothes were neat

I hated any dish

which had any fish

I was a little infant

but a big tyrant

I loved to play

and make unknown stuff with clay

I went to school

but I was never cool

I wasn't bad at academics

but evaded it with many tricks

I was called a bully

but that was someones folly

I wasn't a coward

but I was always covered

I tried to decipher maths

but it was like an axe

that went through my brain

and caused many a strain

I tried to play cricket

but someone always got my wicket

I tried to swim

but that was someone's whim

I played football

it was a close call

I once fell

my elbow had a swell

I hated social

it was too glacial

As for history

it remains a mystery

I was fourteen

and I had seen

enough of life

not to want a life

But i saw a girl

who sent me in a whirl

I never spoke

but waited for a lucky stroke

Needless to say

I never had my way

I cleared my boards

and my dad paid hoards

to put me in college

to gain some knowledge

I am going to be a doc

Don't you dare mock!

That is my autobiography

What a strange story