Y did The Murg cross the Road?

And there I was..looking at her and then it happened she made the inevitable journey to the bench which was now quickly being covered by me and took her inevitable next to the inevitably closely sitting me.

A slow smile broke out in my mind as I continued to look straight ahead....mission mission...And then the inevitable happened....

The stupid aforementioned 'friend' made a totally unnecessary appearance and called Her.For one hopeful moment I looked on wondering if there was a God up above...Apparently we had all woken up before him.She looked at me gave a grimace and moved of to sit with that needless person!I didnt know the word then,but if I had I would surely have said 'U gotta be unprintable kidding me' or some such thing.

But there is a hero to this story.-drum roll- -cymbals-

The world sang

The bells rang

Utensils began to clang

The Murg* drinks Tang

Yes after that totally useless limerick made up in the middle of a rather strange night the hero is Murg* .He did finally find out her name but then it did not matter.She then moved to a different batch.Fate?Ah well all is well that ends well.

Anyway it was a unprintable close call coz later on I found that She had issues...Yes yes I know what you males(the dominant species) are thinking...which women has no issues??But still you would want to avoid the chillies and least take on 'molagaa bajji' right?

But it was significant because I did learn what it meant to have a crush, as it would prove important very soon for some very significant changes to happen.

The 9th also marked one very significant date!!A tryst with destiny..that fateful moment in every boy's life.The keystone moment where he morphs from a boy to a man.

GOod guess.....the first time I saw porn!

*-All characters in this story are fictional.Any resemblances to real people or events is incidentally accidental.